The Eve of the Ten Commandments

15 Candidates later...
"Next we have Tony Danza." Suncat looked at Tumnus with shock, "You are actually going to interview that guy? His biggest role was in Taxi, how could he be of any use to us?" Tumnus shrugged. Just then, Tony walked on stage and started his canned talk, "Look, I have always wanted to save the world, and lately my show 'Family Law' is looking pretty weak, they may cancel it because," Suncat interrupted with a short, but authoritive fart which broke Tony's concentration and carefully prepared speech. He stood there mumbling his lines until he caught back up. "STOP!" Suncat yelled. "You have to improvise, be able to think on your feet, we are not casting for a taxi driver or a man maid. You aren't Charles and you won't be in charge. You need to ask yourself, 'Is this really for me?' and if the answer is anything but an absolute, you need to leave." Tony looked at the floor and said, "That was mean," and with that, he walked out of the studio. Tumnus looked at Suncat and they said in unison "Next!"

In walked a very old, very stoned Jedi master with a fat ass J in one hand and a wet, sticky candy cane in the other. "I like this guy." "Yeah, me too. Sir, I have some questions for you, depending on how you answer, you may get the job" ... 30 minutes later... "Hahaha, oh man that was a good one, but if I was in your shoes, I wouldn't keep the candy cane after I USED it that way!" Tumnus declared. Everyone roared with the laughter common among stoners. "So do I get the job?" "Oh man, I forgot about that. Tumnus, what do you think? He seems pretty pure of heart, he's got that force thing going on, and he can levitate stuff." Tumnus was so baked he couldn't answer. He just drooled on the floor and said, "I have to crap something fierce. I hope it doesn't have teeth and bite me on the way out."

"What is your name?" "Fool, mah name is Yoda!" "Yoda, welcome to the team. Now lets all get some sleep, we've got a big 10 days ahead of us."

And so they slept, under a Christmassy sky...their sleeping bags just enough to keep them warm on this still, starry, most holy of nights.