It should be noted that the titles may be and often are completely unconnected with what actually takes place in the stories. Be prepared for reincarnation, death, random characters, interwoven storylines, and inside jokes that you may not get. It would serve you well to take a look at our character description page...just follow the horned, bearded child (Son of Tumnus), he knows the way (upper right).


Suncat: I like to drive fast and watch violent sports with my dog - Dog Of Suncat. I met Mr. Tumnus in high school, and later roomed with him in college. The first thing we did together was to run over trash cans in my '75 Plymouth. Later, he nearly killed me with poison gas. Well, maybe that was more my fault. Anyway, he was with me, and he took me to the hospital. I guess I owe him my life. I believe Ford Fairmonts are the best cars ever made and everyone would look better if they grew a goatee.

Mr. Tumnus: My name is Mr. Tumnus. I am a Pan, complete with horns and a beard. My song, the "Tumnus Family Song", goes... "Mr. Tumnus is our friend, he has rules that they will bend." Sing it, or you will die. I can see you from atop Mt. Washington, so beware. BEEEEeeeee! My son's name is Son Of Tumnus, and he has clenched fists and shoots mayonnaise out of his mouth in a perfectly circular column. Suncat is one of my best friends, cause he has rules that will bend, like me.