The duck looked at Tobias, and began to waddle towards him. Tobias turned to run, and was tripped up by the Partridge Family. Danny Bonaduci and David Cassidy looked at the duck menacingly, and charged it. The duck made short work of the guitar playing duo, and looked at Tobias through blood-splattered eyes. Tobias knew that even though the duck was satiated, he would be back. Off in the distance, a skinless dingo howled, suddenly, an airplane materialized, Paul Hogan the pilot. Everyone including the Partridge Family got in, save the sewerduck Ducky, and they were off to Miami. Once there, they were welcomed by Will Smith and some hootchies.

Once off the plane, everyone was hungry. They all went to the nearest fast food joint….Denny's. Paul Hogan walked in first, totally astounded. Stone Cold Steve Austin (SCSA) was there. He went up to SCSA and quickly plunged a butter knife into his skull. This made SCSA very angry. In a furious rage, he pulled a column shifter out of his ass and gave Paul a Lobotomy. The rod went all the way through his head, killing him instantly. SCSA went running about the streets of Miami, asking everyone he came across to help him to remove the butter knife. Most ran away in fear. Some were even so daring as to run up behind him, and to impale a piece of buttered bread on the knife. Then suddenly, a skinless Dingo-Teddy Ruxpin Mix came screaming down from the heavens, landing ass-first onto the protruding butter knife.

...Back at the restaurant...

Popeye and the gang sat down for a Denny's meal, which he considered to be a feast fit for a king. Just then, the kings of diamonds, hearts, and spades stood up, and shot the king of clubs dead. They began to dance around in a huge ring around the rosy, when the king of diamonds mask fell off. It was none other than Omar Bin Laaden. He shrieked and ran out of Denny's. The pair of kings no longer laughed, because at the table next to them sat two ours and two sevens, which beat the pair of kings . Dejected, they left. No sooner had they walked out when a Eunuch and SCSA walked in with a fat skinless dingo/Teddy Ruxpin mix on his head. "I'm sorry sir, pets aren't allowed" said the waiter. In a sudden fit of rage, SCSA spun around, DDT'd him and proceeded to sit with Paul's posse, while the two pair eyed them nervously.

Then, the mescaline kicked in, and Paul fired up a bong to kick it in the ass. Colors began to swirl and twist, as the lights dripped blood onto the table. SCSA took a hit, and the Eunuch fashioned a gravity bong out of the maple syrup dispenser. Paul pulled out an ounce of Acalpulco gold and fogged Denny's. Soon everyone was high as hell, and ate Denny's out of house and home. They all wanted somewhere to go, so Paul led them to Jaime Young's apartment, where the fat Chinese girl dwelled.

The two pair were saturated with the stench of Denny's. Fat Chinese devoured them. "Here, take these" gestured SCSA to "Ghost of Paul", Jamie, and the Eunuch. In his hand were 4 sheets of acid. They all feasted upon the acid, and now it was time to wait. Suddenly, through the living room window flew in Omar Bin Laden, saddled upon Ducky, with a skinless Dingo/Teddy Ruxpin mix on a stick. "I challenge you to a duel!" shrieked BinLaden.

Jamie got up and licked the shine off the skinless dingo/Teddy Ruxpin mix, and SCSA did laugh, and Bin Laden did barf, and the Ducky did quack. "Ghost of Paul" was already tripping balls. Eunuch was playing with himself, and Bin Laden was pissed. Suddenly, Kittywampus busted through the door, rushed into the kitchen, stole a Mrs. E's sandwich out of the refrigerator, and left as quickly as he came.

Bin Laden's head detached from his body, and went on a rampage. It flew through the air, and found its first victim...Eunuch. With clenched teeth, the Bin Laden head pummeled Eunuch to death. Ducky savagely ate his remains. SCSA and Paul were having a blast, reminiscing. "Hey, remember that time I stuck the butter knife in your head? said Paul. SCSA said, "That was you?", and quickly skinned Paul like a Dingo.

Suddenly, the Bin Laden head paused in mid-air. His eyes turned red, and he opened his mouth. Flames shot out, and torched Paul's carcass. SCSA thought it was cool, and yelped like a spider-monkey/wombat/mix. Suddenly, a Kittywampus/Laura Arnold mix with horns and a beard materialized. Popeye Patterson shot out of Ducky's ass. "Good day in the morning" exclaimed Popeye, who was a giant duck nugget. Suddenly, a tornado hit, and everyone was spinning around in the air. God put them all in his blender, and made a drink. It sucked, and he was pissed. He ended time.