Vatorbutt reached out, and pulled it from the cage he had been growing it in. He was so close, yet so far away. He pulled the ape-woman close and kissed her. She was a 3rd generation Rhesus monkey-human blend, and VB saw her as beautiful. "The world is not ready for us, but our day will come," he told her. BOOM! He awoke with a start, just a dream, he thought, just a dream. His back ached from the recent battle with SCSA and Kitty, but what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, he reminded himself. It was uncanny how the two always seemed to know his next move. He shrugged it off and went to start his night the old fashioned way…with a dump. He drove to Office Depot just after opening and filled the bowl to the waterline with his movement, then he piled more in just to laugh when thinking about how they would have to clean his mess. Laughing, he tore the paper towel dispenser off the wall and threw it at the greeter as he ran out. As the greeter lay dying, the manager went on to the roof and turned out the call signal, a searchlights with silhouettes of a Fairmont and a Trans Am on them, and he waved them across the sky. A flurry of lights and the screaming of tearing metal and hissing hydraulics filled the air.

He stared in disbelief as Timmy the Mechanimal landed on the roof, right next to him. Timmy turned to face the manager, and let out a metallic scream, 200 decibels of pure hate. The Manager stood petrified with fear. His face turned white, and his hair went gray. Then suddenly, Timmy's belly opened up to reveal some sort of electronic cocoon. As the cocoon slowly emerged, its doors opened, and Timmy guided the manager into it. The doors locked, and the cocoon filled with white smoke. As the cocoon was retracting back into the belly, desperate cries for help were heard. The belly shut, and then silence. VB waltzed up to Timmy and gave him five. VB entered the cockpit, and started the thrusters, and they were off, up, up, and away, into the wild blue yonder.

…Inside Timmy....
"Ha ha ha, I will rule the world with my creation!" said VB, as he rubbed his sinister hands together. "Bring the Cocoon of the manager to me" commanded VB to Timmy. The cocoon soon appeared before VB, and he opened it. Out of the cocoon arose a table, The Manager upon it, strapped down with bamboo shoots, and marinated in a white wine sauce. VB took the gag off of The Manager. "What are you trying to do!" asked The Manager. VB slapped him like a bitch, and said "You will not sass me, missy." Mr. Tumnus and Suncat will not let you get away with this" said The Manager. VB's face turned red. He took a pair of red hot tongs and applied them to The Manager's face. "Don't you ever mention those names again!" said VB through clenched teeth. "Ok" replied The Manager. Timmy was now docked to the elevator shaft, and VB exited into his lair, leaving The Manager alone on the table, suffering from giant blisters on his cheeks. Suddenly, Snuggle Bear zoomed into the room. He got in through Timmy's tailpipe. He was flying a Tie-Fighter. He made one pass by the table, and shot The Manager's cuffs and chains off with his TI-Fighter Laser Gun. Then, just as quickly as he came, he was gone.

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The Manager took the opportunity to scribble little Kittywampus's all over the inside of Timmy. He then found the secret door VB went through, and entered. VB saw all of this going on through his surveillance system, and was ready. As The Manager walked through the door, a bucket full of mayopalm doused his entire body. "Oh god, help me!" shrieked The Manager. Then, VB quickly put some of that chocolate topping that hardens on him. The Manager was instantly encased in a layer of mayopalm and chocolate coating. VB sat him down in a captains chair, in front of the big screen. Of course, he had to pop out little circles in the coating so The Manager could see. "You're not gonna get away with this" The Manager said telepathically to VB. "Silence! Soon, I will rule the world! Ha ha ha ha!" VB then told of his plan. He was going to set a trap for Mr. Tumnus, Suncat, Kittywampus, and SCSA. "You have already completed the first phase for me" said VB. "Once they figure out where you are, they will come, and it is then when I will unleash my secret weapon" said VB. "What weapon is that," asked The Manager. "I thought you'd never ask", said VB with a smile. He then pulled a lever on the wall, and the room spun around 180 deg. A stone stairway arose out of the floor. "After you" gestured VB with a friendly hand," oh, you can't move.. hahahahahaa!" laughed VB. VB pushed The Manager down the stairs.

"This...this is the weapon that will destroy them all!" said VB, as he pulled off the tarp. Two apes wearing seventies clothes looked back at VB. "I have created a race of apes far superior to that of humans. They will obey my every command, they worship me, and most importantly, the women apes love me." The Manager had been looking through the magic shell coating with wide eyes from amazement, now his expression changed... he was in awe. VB punched the shell which shattered, it's about time, he thought. "My Liege!" exclaimed The Manager as he fell to his knees. VB grinned as the mayopalm (which was actually mixed with pork render, thus being mayopalm-render mind bender.) He took The Manager to the back room where he would re-educate him as one of his mind slaves.

The Snuggle Bear (SB) Tie-fighter screamed across the towers parking lot and into the window of 304C. There he told Suncat and Mr. Tumnus of the events unfolding in the catacombs below. Twin beauties, pieces of art from 1979 appeared, a Ford Fairmont and a Pontiac Trans Am. They got in the cars, as SB slammed the elevator doors shut, a howl from the shaft echoed up as VB went on a rampage, thrashing the elevator cars. The stealthy Fairmont and TA slipped into the catacombs undetected. The Manager, who had renamed himself Dork saw them, but was too slow to sound the alarm as the guns cut him down. A large firefight broke out between the armies of 304C and the apes of the shaft. One of the apes would have to get to the alarm if VB was to get back in time and turn the tide of the battle that his armies were quickly losing. The cars melded together in an awesome metamorphosis of steel and glass, as the army was enveloped in a force field. A huge nuke was jettisoned from the monster's mouth as it came to its ultimate form, that of a Metal Dingo, skinless of course. The force field and Mechanimal were both safe, coated by Oakley Thermonuclear Protection. The nuke went off, a firestorm raged in the shafts as all the apes were fried to the walls, and VB turned his head. The electro-magnetic pulse had neutralized all his surveillance equipment and the lights were out. Then, the shock wave hit. VB was knocked off his feet and when he came to the Mechanimal was walking towards him, he flew to the cockpit of Timmy, which he had stolen from Tumnus, who had loaned it to his son for prom.

The new Mechanimal, named TurboTimmy (TT) was the natural evolution of Timmy, advanced and superior in every way. VB was soon overwhelmed in the ensuing battle and ejected from the beast just before TT melted it into a pool of slag. Now defenseless, VB hid behind a stack of Pitch Weeklies that were conveniently laying around. Suddenly, TT shot a couple of lasers in the direction of where VB was hiding. The pile of urine, beer, and "other things" soaked Pitch Weeklies were aflame, and soon a plume of yellow smoke arose. Being so dense, it remained near the ground. In no time, the entire catacomb was filled with the noxious fumes. VB held his breath. Mr. Tumnus quickly pulled out his Gaussian Plume Dispersion Model disk and calculated where it was going. "Oh, no, we need to leave, and quickly" said Tumnus. "Turn on the turbo chargers" said SB to Suncat. The shaft was filled with the sounds of turbines, that quickly crescendoed to a deafening level. TT got on his hind legs to ready himself. "Engage" said Tumnus.

…Outside the towers.....
Brune was getting home from a long bong session over at McCollum, when he paused. The ground began to shake, and the air was filled with the sound of a howling, skinless dingo, but many times the magnitude. He looked towards the C tower. Suddenly, the top of the tower exploded, sending bricks and debris hundreds of feet into the air. Out of the smoke emerged a giant metal skinless dingo, wearing aviators goggles, nose pointed towards the heavens. It rose about 500 feet, righted itself, and let out a fiery fart that sent it screaming towards the west.

…Back inside the shaft....
VB couldn't see a thing. He also couldn't hold his breath any longer. With the power outage, he could not turn on the ventilation, and the doors were welded shut with JB weld, courtesy of Snuggle Bear. Just then, VB took in a huge gasp of air, which didn't taste as bad as he thought it would, but contained millions of radioactive particles. For a short time, they reacted with his anatomy, and he stood motionless. When the process had finished, he felt himself somehow different, when he looked down - he saw why, he was wearing high heels and a strapless gown. "Not bad," he said, then his memory came back and he ripped the dress off, "SUNCAT!!! TUMNUS!!! I will have my revenge!!!" He raged beneath the towers, fumbling for the light switch, when he found it, he was amazed at the devastation that surrounded him.